| 1. | You keep making statements that I think are generalizations, hypocritical, and bigoted. |
| 2. | I will only agree to stay if you stop that. |
| 3. | [Non-believer tries to be non-offensive.] |
| 4. | You're still offending me because of [insert random statement here]. |
| 5. | [Non-believer rereads her posts before posting, posting when she thinks she is not being offensive.] |
| 6. | I'm offended! |
| 7. | [Non-believer tears her hair out trying to figure out how to be non-offensive.] |
| 8. | This conversation is just the two of us. I think we should stop this conversation. |
| 9. | [Non-believer figures 'Fuck it' and posts what she really thinks.] |
| 10. | WOW! WHAT A BIGOT! I'm leaving! |
| 11. | I have a spiritual victory. |
| 12. | Therefore, God exists. |